Numb

Numb my bum is numb

I want to rise but its numb

I wriggle to and fro

Scratching my ankle 

But no where to go

My bum is so numb

My rating is a downed thumb

Oh how my bottom has lost all feeling

I need a doctor for healing 

I'm in agony because i have no comfort

Yet I can't get up for 

A second 

A minute

I need relief

My numb bum is so dumb

My legs are shaky but going numb

Just like my aching bum

My bum is so numb

Numb is my bum 

So numb so dumb

Numb is my bum